So you’ve had your credit card stolen, and the company decides to hold you liable. They turn over the debt to a collection agency and wait for you to crumble under the torrent of calls. Sounds like a winning business plan, right?
Debitas: Can I speak to Mr X
Me: (singing) He’s, In the jungle
Me: The mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Me: In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight
Debitas: Is that Mr X?
Debitas: (after a couple of mins) Mr X?
Me: (loud as can be) a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh, a-weema-weh
Debitas: (hangs up)
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