The Hawaii Chair is the penultimate in office luxury / appliances. It is named “Hawaii” because it rotates your hips as you attempt to eat, attempt to type, and attempt to call your chiropractor.
I rang them up and a tired-sounding customer service representative assured me in broken english that yes, they indeed are selling them, and it is not a spoof. Wow.
Here’s an interesting form of propulsion that allows the operator to traverse Siberian forests and bodies of water with ease. Seems to have been developed by the Russians as seen in this archival footage.