Greedy network executives love to exploit sick members of society- this comes as no surprise. But even worse are the audience they pander to. Can you imagine being bored & depraved enough to actually seek out these 21st century freak shows on the Youtubes?
And what the hell am I supposed to do when I accidentally stumble across a metric assload of them (while looking for tasteful art and music videos, no less!) Am I to not share them with my internet constituency? I feel I must, for tragedy is compounded when it goes unwitnessed.
So here’s a batch I found recently. I hope you enjoy them you drooling peepers. Tourists. Perverts.
Suzanne and her interpretive dance about Underdog.
The ravishing Princess Alicia G:
The BIZARRO world opposite of Princess Alicia named Lil’ J, who don’t need no network to tell youz to step (NSFW language young lady!):
Sorry if I seem agitated, but all this crazy is contagious. This has been a cathartic experience. Hopefully its intensity will turn the volume down on the rest of your day.

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