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A song composed only of sounds that ship with Microsoft Windows 98 & XP.

Holy mother of Siddhartha… this must hurt.

An eagle eye of the tiger.

A curious object discovered in the Duma sparks an official interrogation.

Two wonderful performances that use equal amounts of glass, water and talent.

Greedy network executives love to exploit sick members of society- this comes as no surprise. But even worse are the audience they pander to. Can you imagine being bored & depraved enough to actually seek out these 21st century freak shows on the Youtubes?

And what the hell am I supposed to do when I accidentally stumble across a metric assload of them (while looking for tasteful art and music videos, no less!) Am I to not share them with my internet constituency? I feel I must, for tragedy is compounded when it goes unwitnessed.

So here’s a batch I found recently. I hope you enjoy them you drooling peepers. Tourists. Perverts.

Suzanne and her interpretive dance about Underdog.

The ravishing Princess Alicia G:

The BIZARRO world opposite of Princess Alicia named Lil’ J, who don’t need no network to tell youz to step (NSFW language young lady!):

Sorry if I seem agitated, but all this crazy is contagious. This has been a cathartic experience. Hopefully its intensity will turn the volume down on the rest of your day.

A rather fascinating glimpse at the process used to make potato chips (or ‘crisps’ to you limeys).